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Giallo lord QV
- Full Member
- Berichten: 383
- Lid geworden op: ma jan 03, 2005 13:07
- Locatie: almelo
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dibro
- Guru Quintuplo
- Berichten: 5251
- Lid geworden op: ma dec 27, 2004 00:08
- Locatie: Venlo
- Contacteer: Website
Re: RE: Moppen
Ik neem aan dat hier staat dat ik moet inloggen?En feil har oppstått!
Emnet eller seksjonen du leter etter mangler enten eller du har ikke tilgang til den.
It's not easy, being green (kermit)
Re: RE: Moppen
Ik neem aan dat hier staat dat ik moet inloggen?En feil har oppstått!
Emnet eller seksjonen du leter etter mangler enten eller du har ikke tilgang til den.
[/quote]Ja... Sorry! Nieuwe poging:
Hoe zwaar zal die Noor wegen?
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Alfavaganza
- Guru Triplo
- Berichten: 3768
- Lid geworden op: vr okt 19, 2007 02:02
- Locatie: Alphen aan den Rijn
RE: Moppen
Hij is leuk! 
Verleden: Sud 1.3, Sud Sprint 1.5 Veloce, 75 1.8, 164 2.5 TD, 164 2.5 TD Super, 145 1.6 TS, 159 SW 1.9 JTD
Heden: Alfaloos
Heden: Alfaloos
RE: Moppen
No Sex Since 1955
A crusty old Marine Sergeant Major found himself at a gala event hosted
by a local liberal arts college. There was no shortage of extremely
young idealistic liberal ladies in attendance, one of whom approached
the Sergeant Major for conversation.
"Excuse me, Sergeant Major, but you seem to be a very serious man.. Is
something bothering you?"
"Negative, ma'am. Just serious by nature."
The young lady looked at his awards and decorations and said, "It looks
like you have seen a lot of action."
"Yes, ma'am, a lot of action."
The young lady, tiring of trying to start up a conversation, said, "You
know, you should lighten up a little. Relax and enjoy yourself."
The Sergeant Major just stared at her in his serious manner. Finally the
young lady said, "You know, I hope you don't take this the wrong way,
but when was the last time you had sex?"
"1955, ma'am."
"Well, there you are. No wonder you're so serious. You really need to
chill out and relax! I mean, no sex since 1955! Come with me."
She took his hand and led him to a private room where she proceeded to
"relax" him several times.
Afterwards, panting for breath, she leaned against his grizzled bare
chest and said, "Wow, you sure didn't forget much since 1955."
The Sergeant Major said in his serious voice, after glancing at his
watch, "I hope not; it's only 2130 now."
A crusty old Marine Sergeant Major found himself at a gala event hosted
by a local liberal arts college. There was no shortage of extremely
young idealistic liberal ladies in attendance, one of whom approached
the Sergeant Major for conversation.
"Excuse me, Sergeant Major, but you seem to be a very serious man.. Is
something bothering you?"
"Negative, ma'am. Just serious by nature."
The young lady looked at his awards and decorations and said, "It looks
like you have seen a lot of action."
"Yes, ma'am, a lot of action."
The young lady, tiring of trying to start up a conversation, said, "You
know, you should lighten up a little. Relax and enjoy yourself."
The Sergeant Major just stared at her in his serious manner. Finally the
young lady said, "You know, I hope you don't take this the wrong way,
but when was the last time you had sex?"
"1955, ma'am."
"Well, there you are. No wonder you're so serious. You really need to
chill out and relax! I mean, no sex since 1955! Come with me."
She took his hand and led him to a private room where she proceeded to
"relax" him several times.
Afterwards, panting for breath, she leaned against his grizzled bare
chest and said, "Wow, you sure didn't forget much since 1955."
The Sergeant Major said in his serious voice, after glancing at his
watch, "I hope not; it's only 2130 now."
Hoe zwaar zal die Noor wegen?
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Elkoalfagta
- Newbie
- Berichten: 47
- Lid geworden op: vr apr 02, 2010 18:35
- Locatie: hooglanderveen
RE: Moppen
ben je geil of wil je een koekje?
Sorry de koekjes zijn op
Sorry de koekjes zijn op
RE: Moppen
Na: 2 x Alfa 33 , 1 x Alfa 75 , 1 x Alfa 155 , 1 x Alfetta QO , 1 x Alfa 156 en 18 x een Alfa 164... 
Nu: Even Alfa loos...
Nu: Even Alfa loos...
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RE: Moppen
Two dyslexic robbers storm into a bank and shout: "Air in the hands motherstickers, this is a fuck up!"
Hoe zwaar zal die Noor wegen?
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Dinky Boy
- Miniaturista
- Berichten: 12106
- Lid geworden op: ma dec 27, 2004 00:01
- Locatie: Groningen
- Contacteer: Website
RE: Moppen
Oud mopje
Laag ain man in't zaikenhoes en op bezuikuur kwam d'r ain zien bére veurbie,dij hom kon.
"Woarveur ligst hier?"vroug dij.
"Veur negen gul'n" zee e.
"Nee,dat bedoul ik nait. Wat hei je den?"
"K Heb moar zes gul'n."
"Nee, dat main ik ook nait. Wat mekaai ter aan, wo'k vroagen?"
"Nou, drij gul'n ja. Das toch wel dudelek!"
Laag ain man in't zaikenhoes en op bezuikuur kwam d'r ain zien bére veurbie,dij hom kon.
"Woarveur ligst hier?"vroug dij.
"Veur negen gul'n" zee e.
"Nee,dat bedoul ik nait. Wat hei je den?"
"K Heb moar zes gul'n."
"Nee, dat main ik ook nait. Wat mekaai ter aan, wo'k vroagen?"
"Nou, drij gul'n ja. Das toch wel dudelek!"